Your Zodiac Sign, Your Random Legal Term

Aries (March 21 – April 19): Rule 56: Summary Judgment 

Assertive, Headstrong, and Fiery. You seek to take charge and demonstrate that there is no genuine issue of material fact. 

Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Tax Fraud 

Dependable, Practical, and Stubborn. You love the finer things in life and will do anything to achieve your goals. 

Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Executive Order 

Expressive, Adaptable, and Impulsive. You are an excellent communicator. I see you, Co-President. 

Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Heat of Passion 

Emotional, Empathetic, and Sensitive. You are so intensely nurturing that you lose yourself sometimes. 

Leo (July 23 – August 22): Bluebook Citations 

Confident, Charismatic, and Domineering. You love being the center of attention, so here is an entertaining area of law. 

Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Adverse Possession 

Loyal, Analytical, and Judgmental. You are one of the most common Zodiac signs, so here is a very common, very pragmatic, seen-in-everyday-use, body of law. 

Libra (September 23 – October 22): Pearson v. Chung (2008) 

Diplomatic, Fair, and Vain. You have a strong eye for the aesthetics and won’t let anything get in the way of that. 

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): Model Rule 1.6 

Mysterious, Passionate, and Possessive. You are passionate under that cool, secretive exterior; try opening up a little. 

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Prenuptial Agreement 

Adventurous, Philosophical, and Flighty. You stay true to yourself and if it’s not working, it’s not working. 

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): At-Will Employment 

Responsible, Disciplined, and Frugal. You love achieving your goals at the expense of yourself, maybe try establishing a sense of self outside of others’ perceptions of you. 

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Copyright Infringement 

Quirky, Unique, and Detached. You are an innovator at heart and try to stray away from labels, so here’s a good one. 

Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Legally Blonde (2001). 

Intuitive, Creative, and Overthinking. You are a dreamer and an idealist, so remember to embrace your sensitivity and transmute it into something positive.